Zombies Ate My Neighbors Chapter 9Chapter 9
Julie scratched her head as she checked Lil' Sparky's radar screen.
"Hmm... this is strange." she said.
"Well, that is your conversation starter." Zeke mused, "What's strange?"
"I can hear some kids nearby, but Lil's Sparky show's nothing on radar. I hope this thing isn't malfunc-"
Julie was cut off as a dirt clod smacked her in the cheek.
"Ack!" she cried, "Hey!"
Glaring in the direction that the dirt clod came from, the teens noticed a child laughing at them and picking up another handful of mud; which he threw in their direction. This time, though, the teens were quick to dodge.
"You little punks just don't get it, do you?!" Zeke snapped at him, as he raised his water gun.
As she took out a handkerchief and started to wipe the mud off her face, Julie watched with surprise as Zeke sprayed the child; who shrieked in pain, fell onto the ground, and dissolved away. She lowered her hand and blinked at the sight.
"Man, I was hoping we'd be finished w
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After watching the last survivor walk through the door, Julie checked the radar screen one last time.
"Did he make it?" Zeke asked, as he dispatched what appeared to be the last of the zombies in the area.
"Yeah, he made it." Julie replied, "And I think that's everyone."
"Good. Then let's get the heck out of this hedge maze and never speak of it again."
But as the teens hightailed it to the door, Julie suddenly stared at Lil' Sparky and gasped, stopping in her tracks.
"Oh no, no, NO!" she cried out, slapping it repeatedly with the palm of her hand.
Zeke stopped as well, and lifted his glasses to stare at the door; which vanished before his eyes.
"...Let me guess." he said, lowering his glasses again, "Lil' Sparky's batteries ran out again, so I'll have to bug your uncle for a ride back now?"
Julie sighed, pocketed the device, and said, "Looks like. Come to think of it though... I don't really feel like just waiting around, when there could be more
Zombies Ate My Neighbors: Chapter 10Author's note: Apologies for such a short chapter, but I didn't want to keep you guys waiting too long for an update. Next one might take a while, but will be longer and more action packed. Until then, I hope you enjoy this one.
Dr. Tongue poked and prodded the no longer UNdead zombie.
"What a magnithithent thpethiman!" (What a magnificent speciman!) he cried, "Ugly thie he'th wearing though." (Ugly tie he's wearing though.)
"Yeah..." Dr. Weisman agreed, "Just too bad he wasn't quite as efficient at destroying the Police as was initially expected. Although they did have help from those two neighborhood kids I warned you about yesterday."
"Ith that tho? Hmm... perhapth they are a threat tho my planth afthter all. Well, we'll jutht thee about that!" (Is that so? Hmm... perhaps they are a threat to my plans after all. Well, we'll just see about that!)
A big red spider scurried across the road, only to suddenly get s
Zombies Ate My Neighbors: Chapter 12Author's note: I apologize for the long delay. I had to do some major rewriting to make this chapter look good, and it was not easy. Hope you enjoy it.
"Hello, am I speaking to a Father Vittorio?" Mary spoke into the phone.
"Yes, Ma'am." a voice responded, "How can I help you?"
"This is Sergeant Mary Summers of the JakobVille Police Department. We'd like to have a word with you, about a certain friend of yours."
"He really gave you that much for that ruby, huh?" Julie asked Zeke; who was counting up a wad of cash as they made their way towards the docks.
"Yep." Zeke replied, "I just showed it to him and he got so fascinated that he offered to 'buy it at a high price.' So I said, 'Okay, it's yours.' And then he was all like, 'Heheheheh... thank you!'"
Julie took a brief moment to ponder how to comment on Zeke's story, then suddenly stopped walking.
"Wait!" she said.
"Listen... you smell something?"
Zeke took a whif of the air, as
Zombies Ate My Neighbors Chapter 1Disclaimer: Zombies Ate My Neighbors was not created by me, it is the property of Lucasarts and Konami. This is just a story adaptation of it that I decided to write. There are a few original characters created by me, for the purpose of making the story more interesting, but other than that I own absolutely nothing.
Copyright note: the song, Runnin' Free (c) Iron Maiden
Zombies Ate My Neighbors
by Jack Stryker
Josh and Amy proceeded to make out in Josh's car, as they waited for Amy's sister, Sarah, to return. They'd made a bet with Sarah, that if she spent an hour sitting at the grave of a serial killer; who was put to death years ago, Josh would pay her a hundred dollars.
"You sure she'll be alright out there?" Amy asked.
"Aw, don't worry about her." Josh replied, "She'll come running back soon."
Little did either of them know... how right he was. Because it wasn't even five minutes later, when Sarah c
Zombies Ate My Neighbors Chapter 2Chapter 2
The kids laughed hysterically at the now-egg-splattered car that passed by their house, little noticing Zeke approaching them with his hands behind his back.
"Hello, kiddies." he said, "Remember me?"
The kids stopped laughing and stared back at him.
"Well, I remember you. And I've got a little something for you. Something I like to call... PAYBACK!"
With that, Zeke whipped out the water guns from behind his back and began spraying the kids like crazy. But to his surprise, the kids reacted very differently than how he expected. Instead of just holding up their hands in a futile effort to block the water, or trying to get away from it, they shrieked with pain and fell to the ground in agony. They began to cry things like, "It burns!" or "The pain!"
Zeke stared at them for a while, then laughed and continued his assault.
"Oh, don't be such big babies!" he said, "It's only-..."
Then one by one, the kids dissolved a
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The zombie paced around the restaurant, still looking for a person to feast on. Not seeing any meals around, he shrugged and shuffled out the door. As soon as everything seemed quiet, Julie slowly crept out from under the table and looked around, sighing with relief that she was now alone.
"What is going on here?" she wondered aloud, "What are those... things... and where did they come from?"
Suddenly, she heard a loud moaning sound and turned to see another zombie standing outside the restaurant door and pointing her way. Startled, Julie screamed and fell backwards onto the floor. As the zombie staggered towards her, Julie held her arms in front of her face and closed her eyes, trembling with fear. She could hear the zombie getting closer and closer, until... nothing. She slowly opened her eyes and peered over her arms, then lowered her arms and looked on in surprise. The zomb
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Zeke and Julie instantly found themselves going through another door; which vanished behind them, and falling face down on the ground. Fortunately, they landed on soft grass.
"Ugh..." Zeke groaned, "maybe we should've just *walked* through it."
"Yeah... maybe." Julie replied.
As they picked themselves up off the ground and dusted off, Zeke looked around.
"Huh... looks like we're back at my house." he said.
"Hey, looks like you got a package." she said, pointing at a box on his doorstep.
"Hmm... probably another gift from you-know-who. Not that I don't appreciate his help so far, don't get me wrong."
Zeke approached the doorstep, put his gun down, and started to open the box; which was unsealed and had no mailing information on it. Suddenly, another zombie appeared and shambled towards Zeke, moaning with hunger. But just as Zeke turned and reached for his weapon, another blast of holy water reduced the zombie
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The cheerleader screamed in terror, as the zombies came closer and closer.
"No!" she cried, "Like, please don't eat me! I'm like, too young to die!"
Suddenly, to her surprise, the zombies exploded and two teens from her neighborhood stood just a few feet away, triumphantly brandishing water guns.
"Objection noted and sustained." Zeke remarked.
"Umm... yeah..." Julie added, "We're kinda still working on our one-liners. You okay, Tina?"
"Julie? Like... oh my God! That was like, totally unbelievable! Oh... hi, Zeke. Did you like, just come back from a movie or some junk?"
"Huh? Oh, the glasses. Nah, I just thought they made me look... you know... badass."
Tina shot him a weird look.
"Just come with us." Julie told her, "We'll take you somewhere safe."
"Okay... like, whatever."
As Zeke and Julie proceeded through the yard, with Tina in tow, Julie took out the device and started to e
Zombies Ate My Neighbors Chapter 6Copyright note: My Little Pony (c) Hasbro (And believe me, they can have it!)
"They're all over the place!" one soldier cried, "We can't stop 'em! They just keep coming!"
"Whoa, whoa, easy there." Julie told him, "What's going on?"
"We were sent here to search for survivors." the other soldier explained, "Everything was quiet, until we came near the store room; where there was this terrible smell. We went in to investigate, and then... they came!"
"Well, have no fear, soldiers." he reassured the two of them, "The Cavalry has arrived. We'll make those zombies wish they'd never crawled out of their graves!"
"Zombies? We didn't say anything about zombies."
Zeke and Julie stared at the soldiers in confusion.
"You... didn't see any zombies in here?" Julie asked, as Zeke suddenly turned his head and stared in another direction, "Then... what did you..."
Julie was interrupted as Zeke began tugging on her jacke